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I was promised gut-clearing puking.

Part 2: It is not a frightening experience if you go above 30mph

All Peugeot drivers should be forced to attend a 2 week how to 'drive your car' course

I'm not saying I know exactly where they lost their way, but the lab-wide switch two years ago to "sexy centrifuges" was probably a mistake, in retrospect.

God, Altered Beast was a terrible game; I went back and replayed it as part of the Sega Collection and I can't believe I used to really enjoy that game. The game was obviously intended to suck in little kids and get them to spit out quarters, the whole "turning in to a mythical animal" thing was obviously the hook.

And they're so interesting!

You tell your stories so concisely.

According to a recent North Korean National News article, Air Koryo has been voted "Best Airline in the World Ever in Existence" unanimously by everyone in the whole world.

How come Flacco wants to talk shit after Ray Lewis is gone. say it to his face fuck boy

5th: It's starting, soon you'll have automated cars replacing taxis and buses. Then you'll have cars go haywire or something. Next comes...Ex-Driver, the Jalops of the future.

Operation Patience.

Why not hate both? They are both greedy motherfuckers.

Pre order now and you get the Lamborghini Veneno Chassis for $7.99, 20% off!

This is just horrible, I got a little sick to my stomach watching it. Why would you put the Mets on TV?

If you wanna cop a look at Kevin Smith's penis, he will oblige.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, it's cool, until you realize it could've been this.

Resident Evil 4 is a pretty awesome choice.

Pretty sure that's an owl.