They could but they’d have to pixelate the shit out of it later.

Dammit Konami, why do you even pretend to be a gaming company anymore? Just call yourself a pachinko company and quit violating the corpses of once-great game franchises with this constant stream of beep-boop gambling nonsense.

Hear hear. FFXII was a truly innovative game, and it was incredibly fun to play.

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t chuckle at the lone axle bounding after the trailer like a confused puppy.

Transformers 5: Smoke Weed Erryday

Science is a self-correcting process.

There’s always the chance the batteries could explode. Keep hope alive!

As interesting as the idea of looking through ancient star charts for planet 9 seems, keep in mind that we’re talking about an object so far away that it would basically reflect no light visible to the unaided eye. Even planets like Uranus and Neptune, which are much closer than the hypothetical planet 9, weren’t…

I expect your first article as editor to be titled “I hate Marvel and DC movies more than Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler combined."

Horribly sprained ankles ahoy!

You get a star for excellent usage of the word “grundle".

You jest, but knowing the internet, as soon as 2020 rolls around and Tubman’s face is on the $20, you’re going to see YouTube videos of dumb racists lighting them on fire or wiping their butts with the bills.

I’ve never played the game before. If you got a player with a makeup yout didn’t like, couldn’t you just manually delete your save files? Or nuke the game and reinstall it?

This book brings a certain eel-filled hovercraft sketch to mind. I must have it!

So tell me again why, WHY did Yucca mountain get killed off again? It was basically ready to go and all of a sudden the government was like “lol no” and the project was shut down.

Can we all, as a culture, just agree that “modern and edgy” interpretations are crap? I am so sick of GrimDarkEdgyGrittyModern.

I love the one at the end that tries to pick up its compatriot, only to drop it like a load of bricks. "I'm helping!" *THUD*

I know, right? If anything it is more appropriate.

Penny Farthing 4 lyfe bitchezzz!

RIP, senator Ted “series of tubes” Stevens. Truly an inspiration to us all.