I know, right? If anything it is more appropriate.

Penny Farthing 4 lyfe bitchezzz!

They’re as sexy and energetic as Viagra will allow.

It’s all fun and games until your organs start to fail one by one from dehydration and malnutrition.

“Another doctor suggested a hard plastic cup I would wear overnight that temporarily reshaped my...”

Something something witness something broken in half.

Oh wow, someone modded the “muh-sojiny” girl into a game.

“Wheeeeee!"

I starred your post just because of your icon and username. Effin brilliant.

“Liquid cheese spray activate”

Kevlar will not stop a directed stabbing motion, such as a knife attack with the attackers weight behind it. However, it will stop slashing attacks made with a side-to-side motion.

You could have asked about HL3. WHY DIDN’T YOU?!

Well obviously the can was about to hit its expiration date and the cop was just trying to get his money’s worth.

I honestly think the B-1B with its wings swept back I’d one of the most beautiful aircraft ever made.

Of course the Supreme Commander can approach the warhead (which he designed himself on the back of a napkin) because he is totally immune to radiation!

Aww, mountainside silos, how cute. If the Revolutionary Guard tried something stupid, the first thing into those silos would be one of these puppies:

I’m still holding out hope that 10 years from now, when the Chiron is old hat, Bugatti will realize Jason Torchinsky’s dream and build their next car (they can call it Ultron) with a single flat 2-cylinder engine that displaces 50 liters via pistons the size of small garbage cans.

Mexican-Canadian huh? Now there’s a partnership you don’t see every day.

HOLY SHIT. Does Doom use steamworks? Because this is really, REALLY making me want to buy the boxed version now just for the artwork.

What the hell is on her face?!