Ah, you are absolutely correct! I had a brain fart and got the two mixed up.

Sheep-maintained radar arrays and nuke protesters at the wrong address. Must have been a pretty interesting time!

Everything old is new again.

Angry black swastika Santa Claus frowns on your shenanigans.

I wish they’d done that for the CoD 2 and Modern Warfare 1. The “defend the huge-ass house from Nazis” and “wait by the radioactive ferris wheel” sit-and-kill missions were utterly absurd to try and beat on the hardest difficulty levels.

Pictured: what a cargo load of small arms might look like.

I’ve never been able to eat truly enormous meals. Anytime I’ve tried, something in my brain snaps and my body goes right from signaling “you’re full, now stop eating” to “EVACUATE ALL STOMACH CONTENTS IMMEDIATELY.” Now, given enough time I can eat a single large serving of whatever. But asking me to eat even a couple…

I love how, even in their professional shots, they still don’t bother to clean up the scanty bits of fallen iceberg lettuce from the tray.

ALL HAIL PUBE VAN

This is really cool! Just imagine if the American Red Cross decided to have a promotion with characters from Legend of Korra, Steven Universe, or Adventure Time. I bet it could work here too!

Tyler, thanks for writing these updates. It is interesting to hear that the Russians would use cruise missiles against their anti-Assad targets. Is the Kalibr-Nk purely conventional or does it also have nuclear capabilities?

Does Latveria have no plastic surgeons?

Holy hell, the early 90s threw up all over that poor dude. And he’s still wearing it!

Needs more neck polygons.

I knew I was lowballing that figure... it was basically just what I could think of off the top of my head.

Oof, this guy looks like the result of an all-day Easter acid trip.

It’s difficult for me to grasp how ugly the Syrian war already is. Knowing that it might now get -somehow- even worse is almost beyond understanding. There will soon be 4 nations and several terrorist organizations operating there. What an utter mess.

Well, that might be easier said than done. Sure, an adult diaper might contain the chocolate rain, but unless it’s airtight against the person’s body (or is lined with some sort of odor-absorbing material) then the stench will probably alert passer-by to the sudden colonic evacuation.

I like her hairstyle a lot! Very unique. Although it appears to be clipping straight through her arm! Hopefully they’ll have those little details ironed out before release.

“Mobile is where the future of gaming lies”