Makes perfect sense, now that I think about it. The role of Peter Pan was played by “boyish female actresses” for decades.

At the rate things are going for that company, that’ll happen right around this Thanksgiving.

The sad thing is, it isn’t even that fun to play. The combat is stilted and a far cry from the smoothness offered by the Prime series. The boss fights were, quite frankly, boring. The controls... don’t even get me started on those.

I hear that, depending on who you ask, the endgame content is either basically nonexistent or waaaay too long.

Thanks for reminding me how shitty that game was. Only Metroid title I’ve ever bought, played through entirely, and sold - all in span of about 30 hours.

Obligatory:

While I admire this dude’s skill and creativity, one thing he said came off as quite elitist, whether he meant it that way or not:

This design seems like the tool through which a surfeit of injuries in potentia could spring to life.

The pink and brown bars represent Nintendo and Sony console sales. The gray is, of course, Microsoft.

I can just imagine kids putting the Megabloks sets together, then wondering why they “don’t work right” with their other Lego.

“Great, just great, Bob. ‘Let’s take a California roadtrip’, you said. ‘Who cares that it’s wildfire season’, you said...”

You know, I wasn’t actually bored by the exposition. Especially within the context of the previous episode, and the teaser of episode 5, I feel like this is the slow burn that almost inevitably had to happen by this point. This was the last time that Travis’ world gets to have a semblance of normalcy. Everything from…

That seems like a great way to lose the lower half of your body.

Yeah the psychological warfare aspect is definitely an unintended bonus of the design.

“After a lifetime on the road, I recently settled for a little while in Quetzaltenango, Guatemala...”

Will this game be released in North America?

Justin Schmidt, schedule for 3/16/2014

New tire smell! I was in Costco the other day in their tire department and I wished I could have rolled around on those glorious vulcanized stacks like a dog on roadkill. Utterly intoxicating.

Ha! Solar flares and a zombie virus? It’s like the writer chose their apocalyptic tropes by throwing darts at an idea wall while blindfolded.