No, just chronic poster dumbassery. Anyone who uses the phrase “male gaze” seriously should be automatically ignored.

This is so, so understarred.

Gotta say that Capcom made the right call. It’s one thing to tweak a beloved character’s appearance, but it’s another thing altogether to make her look like somebody else. Her updated design is more in line with her historical body and face type.

Even the chef in the background is all “Dat ass!”

“There are varying degrees of hugs. I can hug you nicely, I can hug you tightly, I can hug you like a bear, I can really hug you. Everything starts with physical contact. Then it can degrade, but it starts with physical contact.”

♫ Yatta! It’s so easy, happy go lucky... ♫

For a second I thought this was Michael Jackson.

One of my all-time favorite episodes, hands down. I love how the entire car pretty much vaporizes on impact.

I miss those chicken tenders so hard. Ugh, fuck BK in the B-hole.

We did determine that NK was counterfeiting US bills. However, our currency has been upgraded and re-designed so much since then that there is no way in hell NK can keep doing what they had done in the past. Western systems would detect and flag it quite easily.

“...the safest thing one can do is leave...”

Remember, this is the same Bungie that gave us Halo games with the supremely irritating “343 Guilty Spark” vocal style. From what I can gather, Ghost is more or less a stand-in for 343 in Destiny, speaking words of wisdom (or the blindingly obvious) to your silent protagonist as you guide your character through the…

I think ISIS is taking its Megaweapon cosplay a wee bit too seriously.

The trick with North Korean army officials is to bow when confronted by them. They will bow in return out of politeness and the kimchi stored in their bowl-hats will fall out, rendering them powerless.

How come the US has not developed a supersonic, long-range missile akin to the Brahmos-NG?

It’s practically a crime that Mind Game hasn’t seen an official US DVD or Bluray release in the decade + since its initial release in Japan. That movie is amazing!

I was here several months back! There are deer all over the place. Right around where this picture was taken, I saw one surreptitiously stick it’s snout into a tourist’s purse and come away with a mouthful of tissues to eat!

“we live in a world where Cookie Monster must say that cookies are a ‘sometimes’ food”

Metal Gear Solid Waste: Tactical Road Apple Action

Kyoto tower in the background! If you are ever visiting I highly recommend going up to the observation deck. On a clear day you can see all the way to Osaka, and even watch people milling around inside the Nintendo headquarters via the free telescopes.