This table is awesome! Hopefully nobody spills a large drink here, or that little nub of a barrier will be swamped and the N64 within fried to a crisp. Still, this is a work of art!

Ah yes, it’s definitely Torch o’clock right about now.

Can someone who is better than me at .gifs please put a big “smoke weed evryday” on the bottom of that last one? Because it’s pretty much begging for it.

Clearly the tape was in the zone. You know, when your mind and body take a backseat and your body takes over.

Mmm.... delicious butter pie...

Is this supposed to be a gorilla? As in a reference to part of the famous Simpson’s line “When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death”?

Mario must have picked up the “hormone disorder” cap.

I thought that was going to be some sort of reference to the riddle solution, but hey, audio editing flubs are pretty awesome too.

I wanted to like RAGE. I really did! I pre-ordered it and everything, didn’t read a single pre-release review for fear of tainting my own objective judgments.

I backed this game on Kickstarter. I didn’t know the opinions of the developer. Now that I do, I still don’t give a rat’s ass and I look forward to seeing what my contribution will yield.

Now we just need a Mountain Dew / Doritos tie-in and the marketing trifecta of gamer cliches will be complete.

Wait... you can buy those? And they’re road legal?!

If you sum up all the numbers on his face, they will equal the remaining number of functioning brain cells in Jim Carrey’s skull.

And you sound like someone who enjoys situations that endanger the lives of dozens of people, but hey, who’s counting?

I think a Henson/Nintendo collaborative game would be amazing! It could be done in the same style as the old Mortal Kombat, with real photos and video of muppets incorporated into a game environment. Would love to see a character get a boost from a Swedish Chef power-up and a little “Bork Bork!” sound effect play in…

Having subjected myself to the game, I can verify that this is a 100% true statement.

No, I’m replying to JayHova’s comment on the water speed record of 317.6 mph, which seems like a crazy fast speed to sail a boat.

I’m wondering if the PC version already had the “upgraded” textures that the PS4 and Xbone are just now getting.

Wow... I’ve only driven at 120 before, for a couple seconds. That was on land. On a paved, straight road.

This is actually an impressive level of controller destruction. I’ve thrown mine before (thanks, Contra!) but never that hard.