Oh wow... if this is real, the tsunami of memes from this show will be never-ending.

Can we please get a 260+ MPH luxury version of this? Because 'Murica.

While I do agree that games designed to induce mind-crushing despair and hopelessness have their place in the medium (just like movies of the same ilk have a place in theirs), I personally don't play them.

The one thing I'll miss about the cancelled NASA Ares rocket was the badass rollercoaster escape car concept that they designed for it:

Brian, are you alright? Should I call a doctor? Have you been secretly replaced by pod-person shilling for the Android and iOS platforms?

I am very glad I wasn't the only one who thought that.

On one hand, this run is spectacular.

Oh man that looks like SO MUCH FUN! Alas, I live in Atlanta, where the streets are bereft of snow and ice. Which, given our stellar record of handling such occasional bouts of winter weather, is probably for the best.

"Iz food in thar?"

Snowpiercer, eat your heart out.

The sub $10k new-car market. It's basically nonexistent in the US. Here's a fun result I got when I did a Google search for "new car under $10,000":

I always thought he just had a massive, debilitating, and somehow explosive seizure.

The final levels of DKC3 will make you tear your hair out. The final boss fight is AGONY. That being said, the special stages of DKC2 nearly drove me to tears with how brutally difficult they were, so I honestly don't know which is worse in terms of sheer finger-blistering toughness.

This gif is pretty funny! What anime is it from?

The fleet will be comprised of self-driving Ladas.

What was up with all those weirdly-targeted wistful-about-fatherhood ads? First Nissan, then Toyota, and they were pretty much the same thing.

Earth, wind, and fire jumping out of your ass? Sounds like me after a trip to Taco Bell.

Point taken, but I don't consider myself a nominal Jalop, and Jalops tend to be rank amateurs where internet outrage is concerned compared to their Gawker and Jezebel counterparts.

"However, the Internet Offense Squad..."