"I think Putin just pooted. Talk about eating too much borscht!"

And I thought the N64 controller was awkward. This wins the "awkward controller" lifetime acheivement award!

"...they can't have received a chat restriction, ranked restriction, 14-day ban or permanent ban at any point in 2014."

I'm not holding my breath for this movie to get made.

According to the bio in the subsequent pages of the book, her name is Janet Ryan.

"Janet Ryan." Huh, never heard of her in the Metal Gear series before. Then again, I haven't had a chance to play the old Metal Gear 1 and 2 games, so I only know some of the lore from the data files included with the later games.

Any links to early Overwatch art?

Holy crap, NONE of them have legs! They're all cyborgs! WHY HAVE I NOT NOTICED THIS BEFORE?!

I would probably buy the game if it came out on PC, but since Bungie is mainly a console developer I don't really see them prioritizing a PC release anytime in the near future (or ever, really). It's a shame, because the game does have its bright spots, and co-op is pretty fun. But every time I have to use a…

Do you have to fuck while the old people are in the beds?

How can you dislike a train fueled by SCIENCE LOGS?!

Press here to eject Dracula.

"Forty-four years after its first attempt at developing stealing enough Western engineering and design schematics to build a commercial jet..."

"Anotha yeer, anotha load a trinkets f'r oll th' good lit'l bogans. An' I still ain't found 'at dingo what took me leg back inna Great Crizzmuss War of 2054."

You definitely get the implication that fewer of the parts will be functioning properly IE "working" at any given time.

Yes, dick physics are hard, but I'm sure modders will be able to reach around engine limitations, beat off the naysayers, and come to a firm, long-lasting solution.

How do they tow undamaged planes back to the airport in situations like this? Are the usual airport tugs good for off-road duty, or do the airlines have to use some other vehicle?

The NAACP, or National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, is a civil rights organization. The NCAA, or National Collegiate Athletic Association, manages things like college football and basketball. The two are very different organizations.

I'm just waiting for some Russian hobos to try "riding the rails" next to one of these monsters. Some poor slob will be soused on rotgut vodka trying to figure out why the car he's sleeping in has such a giant green tube in it.

"...2014 NAACP National Champs"