We’ve got a band of about 80 Jezzie’s meeting up to march together so hit me up if you want to find us! The amazing Poodletime has made us some Jezebel sashes (not 80, she’s amazing but not a Disney mouse). Details should be final Friday afternoon so I can send them to the tips account.

Or they are doing their jobs speaking for their constituents? 

tim kaine, al franken, murphy, bernie, bennet, elizabeth warren...

Wait, how do you run a horrible campaign and win the popular vote?

I am going straight to hell, because the first thing I thought when I heard this news was, “if he dies (and he could die, because he’s old and frail) today or tomorrow, the news would totally overshadow the inauguration, which would totally go up Cheeto Mussolini’s ass sideways.”

Um, Megan - did you mean to say Senator Murphy instead of Senator Murray (who was also at the hearing and also did some good questioning but is from Washington State, so her questions were a bit different than Sen. Murphy’s)? There are a couple of times in this post when it says “Murray” when I think you meant…

I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is…

Every time there is an opportunity to lay bare his incompetence and fundamental indecency, and to point out the behavior rendering him unsuitable for public office, I will do it.

I read an awesome statistical analysis of Trump’s tweets and it’s a breakdown of when he writes his own and when he doesn’t. A fascinating study in the making of a sociopath: http://varianceexplained.org/r/trump-tweets/

They say girls are attracted to men like their fathers.

“We need to fight this every inch of the way” should be the response.

HE IS. Comey is being blackmailed.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

CALL THEM!!!

All before sleeping with another man’s wife.

French crimes are so elegantly described, aren’t they? I picture them writing the penal code while nibbling on croissant and brie and drinking a delicious Pouilly Fuisse.

Amen! My brother does the same thing. Anyone who asks him why he’s never been skiing he just says, “Two words. SONNY. BONO.”

My mom asked me if I was interested in downhill skiing and I told her no. That was how Sonny Bono died.