This is such an obtuse take I have to imagine that at this point you’re trolling. To start with the most practical question: How does someone making $8 an hour raise the capital for a new business?

No, some businesses are only worth so much. If the business can’t afford to pay its workers enough so the workers can live, then it shouldn’t be in business.

Maybe, but given that their business model is either:

So, you’ve failed geography and never heard of Europe.

so, the band for ohio state got paid to play-act as the band for colgate during a game that brought in a few million dollars for all involved, except for the players of that game themselves.

I like how you start off by playing victim, as if that tired old right wing talking point isn’t distressingly popular because it gives those who say it a sense of smug superiority.

Are you talking about the Kraft video or the Mueller report?

A) It’s a news story about a sports owner and Deadspin is a sports site.

When myself and my core group of friends in high school were all 16, we were out skating. We were not good. But it was fun! This group of dang 12 year olds shows up and was shredding, and they were cocky about it even though we didn’t say anything!

If this were Cooper, the clues of “word he didn’t know” and “mom” would clearly indicate this kid used the word “love.”

The whole trick with Taco Bell is you need to down it while it’s fresh and crispy. Once it gets cold (and he had enough food that between the trip back and unpacking it was ALL cold), their nacho cheese and beans turn into nothing but stomach cement. Cold Mexican Pizza... I can feel the rocks being dumped into my gut…

NCAA players don't need to be suited for college life, either.

Have they considered just not paying players and instead offer them experience and worthless degrees?

“YOU WERE AT MY WEDDING, DENISE!”

This won’t be the last headline featuring “Trump” and “RICO.”

If you have been around cars for any length of time, and don’t have a love/hate relationship with them, I’m not sure you can really claim any Jalop heritage.

And while we’re at it, do you know how bad the Nazi’s had it?!

Teddy Roosevelt was Chuck Norris before Chuck Norris was Chuck Norris.

1) marijuana cannot proven to have medical benefits, until we’re allowed to study it like we study all other drugs. It’s pretty clear that we will find that it does, though.