In all of our history of half assed imperialism, we owe a special debt to the nation of Liberia. There are less than 5 million people in Liberia. Offering to move most of them to empty Wyoming, Idaho, Iowa and North and South Dakota would help give them the opportunity they need and give those culturally and…

They discovered the fraud when Isackson fell off her horse and didn’t roll around crying for 20 minutes

The thing is, you can regain your swagger playing Chinese basketball, but you lose all your confidence again an hour later.

Good.

I had somehow avoided it my entire life until a month ago when I let my son decide where to eat.  He chose so poorly that he’s not allowed to make any decisions for the rest of the year.

At least is wasn’t “lose” cow...

Kinda tugs & pulls at your heartstrings.

At least the story has a happy ending.

So you’re saying he’s getting off? I’ll show myself out.

I have never wanted to join Twitter before, but the urge to create a Nunes troll account is strong.

I’d guess the Porsche haters out there just call it schadenfreude.

BTW, there was a cow loose on the Deegan today by Yankee Stadium. Was it Devin’s?

The actual water cooled 911 

All 372 of the 250 produced showed up to the 100th anniversary of the 911.  

It’s not like that pudgy blob of mayonnaise is himself a panty dropper.

The little girl says, “Por qué no los tres?”

AKA Fully depreciated. How I feel most days!

Dear Nannerpuss,