It’s a hoax, unfortunately:

Always thought Bob Newhart was a pretty good therapist, except when he would have his patients over to his house...

“Agents witnessed (and recorded with hidden cameras, which is legal and according to protocol, said Leiger) sex acts, hardcore gay porn on multiple TV sets, pup play and popper use.”

I’ve been married twice, and I love both of my engagement rings. I honestly think the ring for my current marriage is one of the most beautiful pieces of jewelry I’ve ever seen, and I can’t believe it’s mine. We designed it together, and none of our children will get it until they pry it from my cold, dead finger.

Until this stupid admissions controversy, I had no idea that USC was such a desirable school for anyone other than aspiring filmmakers. I always knew the film school was well regarded, but is the rest of the university really worth all this foolishness? Is there some kind of exceptional research or scholarship going…

AGREED! My daughter was always dressed in super girly clothes (she’s always been mega feminine and, if permitted, would wear a ballgown to school every day even now at age 10), but I just HATE those headbands! Refused to ever put one on her.

Back in pre-internet days, Jeopardy was coming to my town for test/mock auditions, and the only way you could get a shot was to send in postcards - I believe the minimum was 5 postcards per day. I did sent in my 5 daily postcards for about a month, went out of town, and came home to find two letters telling me I had…

Don’t be a know-it-all. Standing out as overly competitive or showy may count against you.

There are graphic novel adaptations of BSC books, and my 5th grader LOOOOOVES them! Highly recommended for reluctant readers - wish there were more!

This woman’s name can’t actually be Khloe, right? Like, she has to have either changed the spelling of her name at least, if not the actual name. I understand (and am horrified by) the slew of unfortunately named Khloes under the age of 6, as their parents have been influenced by the Kardashians, but a non-Kardashian…

This has happened to me twice. When I was a teen, I flew every other weekend to see my dad, who lived out of state. No problem, did homework on the plane, no anxiety whatsoever. One day it occurred to me that I can’t get off the plane whenever I want, and the anxiety started.

There’s petty.

Well, excited and scared
But he drew me close
And he swallowed me down
Down a dark slimy path
Where lie secrets that I never want to know...

Summer of 1987, toiling in an un-air-conditioned theatre shop, only one tape of music to listen to all day long. Please, God, don’t make me listen to “Smooth Operator” ever again...

Wow! May I ask how you were able to get an invitation to the funeral? I’ll bet that was an amazing - and heart wrenching - experience.

Wait...people voluntarily listen to Hotel California?

I’m always in favor of more Peggy Lee.

Come on, you guys. Soundtrack is for movies. What you are referring to is the Original Cast Album.

My cats have facial expressions! I had a little tortie who used to furrow her brow when she was confused. I now have a jerk tabby who walks around with a permanent scowl, which completely matches his jerk personality.

Big ups for the Knufflebunny reference! Hadn’t thought about it in years until I read “argle bargle!”