I just want to boop that nose! But I also enjoy keeping my hand, so...

Big kitty!

Sadly, so do I.

This kid is my hero.

What an awful situation for all involved. Terrible for the woman who had a heart attack in the audience, terrible for the people who were injured in the stampede, terrible for the actors and crew who must have been upset and worried and confused. I’m also genuinely horrified that we as a culture have evolved to expect…

I can live in a world with an occasional “Gaston.” I cannot live in a world that contains a “Cade Rain,” however...

I thought it might be one of the Milli Vanilli guys, too, but I don’t believe anyone remembers who they are or what their names were. Hell, I don’t even remember, and I actually bought their CD.

Probably because I haven’t spent any time in my life whatsoever thinking about Latoya Jackson, so I had no frame of reference. I probably would have been surprised to see her do anything, as I’d essentially forgotten she existed.

It’s definitely Donny. He can sing, and the wig clue (“because of this wig, I went to jail”) is a reference to his many years performing in “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.”

Peacock is definitely Donny Osmond.

I’m of the age where everybody’s parents had a copy of this squirrelled away - it was actually a pretty good sex-ed manual for a young teen. The couple seemed to be having a really good time, and I found much of the text to contain interesting advice about things like the inadvisability of flavored douches. Comfort…

Went to a wedding about 6 years ago that featured a wedding “cake” like this. Husband and I still enjoy remembering how moving it was to watch the bride and groom cut the cheese.

Now I want to trade places with her, because that all sound amazing!

Aniston does seem genuinely nice, which is always refreshing in a public figure. I can imagine that she would be a pleasant person to spend time with, and that alone sets her apart.

I’ve never understood how Jennifer Aniston became such a huge star. She’s pretty enough and was on a popular sitcom 20 years ago, but that describes one in ten actresses in Hollywood. I don’t have anything against her, I just can’t figure out how and why she’s so famous, other than the fact that she was married to…

“Freelance mailman” was the best laugh of the night, for me. A great one-off line.

1. I’d never heard of Halsey and was prepared to be underwhelmed, but I found her charming, with lots of stage presence. I’d like to see her in something that could really let her shine.

The greatest recipe ever for parties, and one that we have been making since it appeared in my first grade class cookbook in 1974. The only difference is we use chili sauce instead of barbecue sauce. I honestly have no idea what chili sauce is used for, other than this recipe.

The no-alcohol advice is real. I’ve started drinking on weekends only, and man, do I feel better every weekday morning. No fogginess, I’m not dying of thirst, my sleep is unbroken - I am genuinely astonished at what a difference this has made.

Ugh. I just tried to watch this with my 10 year old, and we were both so grossed out we had to turn it off.