smoothandcrunchy
SmoothAndCrunchy
smoothandcrunchy

Eyes was fun. 

I liked the googly eyes sketch. Sarah sold it like a champ. Would have been nice to have others come in, one at a time, with modifications such as a huge artificial smile-mouth or a giant ass.

I thought the bleeding double-Monty-Python-ripoff sketch was the night’s worst.

But “nice” isn’t very exciting, is all I’m saying.

Seriously. If any friend of mine came to me for advice about babytrapping a recovering addict who just got out of rehab and was still finalizing a divorce, my response would be “It’s been great knowing you” since I have no tolerance for that level of mess. In what world was this ever going to work?

I feel the same way about the intense adult Potterheads. I like watching a Disney movie occasionally, I have a beauty and the beast mug thats one of my favs, I’ve been to Disney world once and enjoyed it (the food was good and it did have that fun magical feel to it), but I feel like I enjoy it for the nostalgia more

People underestimate how much a vacation like this costs. When I worked at disney they told us that the average family spends approximately 10,000 for a disney vacation. Tacking on a few extra people and another theme park, 15000 checks out, and that’s before you factor in the inevitable extra spending that happens at

I know several couples who are childless but are super into Disney. Like, living in the Midwest and visiting the Magic Kingdom multiple times a year. It’s just.......strange.

As a Disney World fan, I agree but yet disagree. As a whole, overly obsessed Disney fans are usually weird people, but anytime I mention I am a fan of Disney World, I get grouped with them. I am not an uber Disney film fan. I really could care less about meeting characters, although they are fun, and my house is not

Adults who are into Disney... are weird. Just weird. It’s not normal.

They’re a little off, right? It’s not just me who sees this?

On the plus side, the rest of the family went on to enjoy a four-day overbearing-Dad-less vacation of a lifetime!

Agreed. In the US it is being reported as he was “feeling unwell” and was admitted as a “precautionary measure”.

That makes me think I’ve seen the show, I just don’t remember. I know the zipcode for Allston Massachusetts from Zoom

Now playing

So it seems the UK is now firmly stuck in this bizarre situation where everyone knows that Phil is likely dying (or for all we know has already died) yet no one, particularly in the media, is willing to say he’s dying. Instead UK public life is stuck in this void where 99 year old man who looks like death already

Still wrapping my head around it, but we just registered tiny human into Pre K for this fall ! Not quite sure what fall will look like with Covid but we don’t want her to miss out on preschool completely. She hasn’t really interacted with any other children this whole year her age. So we think it’s a good idea with a

This week I found out what is worse than required team building.

Did you make anything this week? Bread was in heavy rotation over here this week, probably because we had two “snow days” this week, so three hour video meeting with breaks? Make a cute little focaccia, just right for two, to go with spaghetti and meatballs for dinner. I baked it in a small cake pan lined with

I’m watching the Muppet Show on Disney+, just dined on mac ‘n’ cheese, and the light is filtering just right through the blinds. Pretty good night so far.

Actually all the captains wear white — but your mistake was an easy one to make because they are at the Rex Ball — when Comus sends the captain and the lieutenants across the street (they block off a main street and put a red carpet down between the two hotels so everyone can traverse without cars and drunks to bother

“Playing tennis against someone who has never played tennis” is my favorite sport.