Here’s the deal: I never carry cash. I also stay in hotel rooms 50+ nights a year (mostly for work). It’s a nice thought that I’m going to load up on singles to tip the housekeeping but I never do. I feel minorly bad about it, mostly since my company would reimburse me so I should be doing it anways.

Nope. That’s just teaching the child that screaming and making a scene gets them special treatment. Don’t reward behaviours you don’t want to encourage.

Assuming, of course, that some fat asshole didn’t already hit the 12 items or less line with a full fucking cart of crap.

Um, no. F this.