I asked my lawyer husband about this and unfortunately he believes Dominos would win this. I agree with the person that said this would be a long, expensive, emotionally exhausting battle that would just not be worth it. Sorry Sam! You should totally take the advice of others though and play the satire angle to stick…

Michelle Obama glamorous? Barf. Amazon Man with resting b* face CANNOT be compared to Jackie O. Come on.

Well let’s just stop everything because another kid fell outta your vagina

Snowflake

Or how about just wait in line like everyone else and stop being a self-important idiot