He had a Bar Mitzvah, so he's been a real man for a decade.

Even the aliens were human!

To be fair, in any sufficiently large group, there's always at least one person who appears to have no actual role, competence, sanity, or need to be there.

"The Turks were brutal, too" doesn't make the guy that impaled a turkitude of them on poles any less terrifying.

Like Sookie Stackhouse, but actually desirable.

Yeah, and that was just the seedy underground of the Victorian "post-mortem photography" craze.

We could probably work it into a metric unit of acting intensity. Centievas, millievas, ect. Kristen Stewart ranks in the nanoeva range, for example.

WTF is suspension of disbelief

"Play with her ass…tral form."

I'm holding out for the Haitian.

To be fair though, Mad Scientists aren't always an anti-intellectual trope. Sometimes a sci-fi show wants to do a crazy fringe scientific plot device/monster-of-the-week, and it's not like any other profession could deliver the goods. Mad publishers and mad chartered accountants aren't going to produce anything…

He double-flanked the North Pole.

I can't wait for next season. "You know what, you fucking Small Council shits *hic* you'd be nothin' with out me so just *hic* you're just gonna do what I say and get those nudie pics of Margery 'Oh look at my stupid face' Tyrell and… *breaks down sobbing*"

She's just an adorable little moppet who wants to show off her work.

Jaime is only attracted to terrifying blonde women who have bathed with him. There's probably a Tumblr dedicated to whatever kind of sexuality that is, and its pronoun sets.

That Tywin and Tyrion scene always make me think of this song, and vice versa:
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Just like Jojen and Gren!

They're just going to be really snidey and call her a lesbian.

Make 'em purple, like Jinx!

Seconding the Magic: the Gathering storyline. The Brothers' War is legitimately great fantasy, not just for a tie in.