Bruce was a terrible, mean parent and Caitlyn is an even worse. Sending verbally abusive text to Khloe seems par for course.

This was an excellent episode and I was just waiting for this review! I think Kris has become so much more likable lately. When she called out the rest of her kids on their relationships, I was thrilled. Also, still think Caitlyn is an asshole.

Reggie is the only one of Kim’s boyfriends that you could actually see she had chemistry with. That specific “look” she hasn’t been able to recreate with anyone else.

If I really had to spare one member of this family, it would probably be Kanye

I think “Send me the link” is the new “Show me the receipts”.

Dr. Phil is the woooooorst and he’s only moderately redeeming himself in my eyes by giving Amber Rose a new platform for her voice.

I may be mistaken, but I think they wore extremely similar dresses at last year’s Met Gala.

we met on Bumble! i had a couple of convos going on and then i matched with him and said hey and...we were off! he’s just so genuine, and he let’s me be myself, which can be a handful. i KNOW i can be a handful and other men have made me feel kind of bad for it but he’s already said that he loves my enthusiasm and…

HEY ME TOO! i just started dating in earnest in december after 3 years of being coupled. met a few cute guys, all were in duds in some way or another. finally me the sweetest man about 3 weeks ago - he’s dorky and sweet and kind and he thinks i’m the bees knees. i’m really happy and also really scared the other…

hi friends! i’m having a saturday night at home for the first time in months (i’m a server/bartender/host so weekends are my money makers) and i’ve got
- a bottle of a DELICIOUS new pinot noir i stumbled upon
- a brand new book my local bookseller recommended me
- the new Real Simple
- HBOGo
- a baguette, cheese, and…

There is a snake outside the laundry too of my apartment complex. THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE. I called animal control and they do not deal with snakes. I called my apartment and left a message with maintenance. The only thing I have that I could kill a snake with is a machette and I don’t want to get my hand that…

Hey Jezebels! I’m on the tail end of spring break :-(. I went hiking for the first half and spent the latter half getting over a cold.

Image upload failed. Trying this again. Here’s my new kitty, Apricot. Brought home yesterday.

I quit my job yesterday without having a back up job. I was so stressed from it. I was just a barista for Starbucks, how could it leave me so unhappy and stressed all the time? I’m giving myself until after my friends wedding next weekend to enjoy being unemployed. After that, I’ll begin the job hunt.

I’ve gone out with two guys from Tinder and two from OkCupid and tonight I’m going on my first Bumble date. LOL, just trying ‘em all. You’ll be fine, especially if you’re getting drinks, cause it gets easier the more alcohol you have, lol. I hooked up on the first date 2/4 times. If you’re ready to call it a night,…

It’s been a month since my dad died and I’ve been at loose ends. The job I was on that took me to Vietnam is over and I’m now in Detroit for 5 months. Quite a change... but I’ve been here before and I like it and I’m getting back into my baking and cake decorating (hello 30% off coupon at Michael’s). It’s going to be…

Okay... A FEW THINGS!

ARGH! I have my first EVER tinder date tonight! I leave in half an hour. We set a time and place, but he didn’t confirm today. Is that weird? The people I hand out with usually confirm those things the day of...

Here’s Pete.

BEACH WEEK!