The cryosphere is amazing, in a away it’s like looking at the oxitic ice cores of other planets without the intervening atmosphere.

Only if we can move the Redskins to the Oort Cloud.

It’s specifically designed to make you waste time on their site.

There is a school of thought that says at the deepest darkest part of their ideology they want the US and the west to intervene in a long ugly battle on the ground, that all this is a form of baiting strategy. In reality I think you see them throwing everything they can at anyone who thinks differently. Targets of…

I would normally agree, but it’s Disneyland (world?). There is literally no where you can stand where someone isn’t trying to walk through you in about 30 seconds. Everyone there is equally awful.

I was thinking softball. Ben’s Afflecktions vs Garner’s Garnets.

The first time I hit a homerun in Little League, my mom ran down from the stands and got in line with the rest of my team at home plate to give me a high-five. I was like 11 at the time and mortified, but now I love that story and memory.

What is it with dancing parents? Am I going to become a terrible dancer when I have kids, too?

• “Matthew is not a compassionate individual. He is a control freak, and the more money he has, the more fucking ruthless he is.”

I grew up across the road from Miramar in the 80s. All the neighborhood kids would come over to my house and we’d climb on the roof to watch the practices and shows. One of my best memories is during a practice around 1984. We had #5 fly over our house at what felt like 20-feet(probably more like 100-feet) off the…

Only five first-round quarterbacks over the last decade have been released before playing out their rookie deals (Brady Quinn, JaMarcus Russell, Tim Tebow, Blaine Gabbert, Brandon Weeden), and only one of those was a top-10 pick.

Good on Erin Andrews for not letting a guy get away with a cheap dinger up the middle.

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

Eh, I feel like if the stone is already that big and distracting, might as well make it cool and glowy...

In brightest day, in blackest night, no notifications shall escape my sight.

Where do I finds onez, it seems soooo.... precious.