Ive been hungover twice in one day before. Stay in your lane.

Grow up!!!!!!!!!!

HOW

How long do you have to stay awake? I feel like some night I would be up til the next day at noon drinking water.

Pro tip 2: Don’t get old. Those mildly annoying hangovers at 23 become a death sentence at 33.

The difference, though, is that at sporting events they use high-powered blowers to blow all the refuse down the rows to the front, then sweep it. They never touch a thing.

Well done. Minor but material improvement:

Mediocre? You. You’re fuckin’ out! Kenny should be one of the floating heads on the main page.

Curt Schilling thinks it’s perfect as is.

“What a pussy mascot that is. I don’t care what your mascot represents. to me it has pussy written all over it.”

DREW MAGHAZI!!!11!1!!

She brings up some very valid points. I mean, how do we know Drew’s name isn’t actually Dave and/or Charlie? WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?!

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

New Orleans smells of three things. None of which are listed above.

“Very sad about Johnny Football. Now let’s cut to the Gronk cam!”

1: caulk the Jeep and float it across

A third reason to keep syrup in the fridge:

There’s a lot of things I keep in my fridge only because I don’t have a pantry (yay apartments). Syrup, mustard, Frank’s, soy sauce, barbecue sauce, etc. I’m curious to know if, once I get a pantry again, any of these things will be weird at room temperature.

They have those.