Ive been hungover twice in one day before. Stay in your lane.

Grow up!!!!!!!!!!

HOW

How long do you have to stay awake? I feel like some night I would be up til the next day at noon drinking water.

Pro tip 2: Don’t get old. Those mildly annoying hangovers at 23 become a death sentence at 33.

The difference, though, is that at sporting events they use high-powered blowers to blow all the refuse down the rows to the front, then sweep it. They never touch a thing.

Well done. Minor but material improvement:

Mediocre? You. You’re fuckin’ out! Kenny should be one of the floating heads on the main page.

Curt Schilling thinks it’s perfect as is.

You say that like it’s a bad thing!

SkiFree was always a blast. https://basicallydan.github.io/skifree.js/

Solitaire ran great on ‘95.

Well then. As the name of the festival suggests...

“What a pussy mascot that is. I don’t care what your mascot represents. to me it has pussy written all over it.”

DREW MAGHAZI!!!11!1!!

She brings up some very valid points. I mean, how do we know Drew’s name isn’t actually Dave and/or Charlie? WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?!

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

Please be a sub 5.3 inch screen. So sick of phablets.

1: caulk the Jeep and float it across

There’s a lot of things I keep in my fridge only because I don’t have a pantry (yay apartments). Syrup, mustard, Frank’s, soy sauce, barbecue sauce, etc. I’m curious to know if, once I get a pantry again, any of these things will be weird at room temperature.