Yep. I discovered this the hard way.

This happened to me during my first week! I had put CPR Certified on my resume (I had been working at a school prior and had to take the certification course) so the manager that had just hired me, called me out to come help this old man who was having a heart attack! I was so scared as I started walking over, but…

This actually happened once. We had a one-to-one (computer training) customer who was so horrible to employees, that the manager cancelled her membership, and then returned and refunded her 3 year old MacBook Pro, just so that wouldn’t come into the store ever again.

I have to disagree. That figure is even more than a Lead Genius makes. An Apple Genius only makes $16-$18 an hour, despite the shit they go through.

Clearly the evidence points to Phillip Rivers.

Yes, but you have to have a particular AppleCare plan that costs about $6,000 a year.

Yes, you’ll notice it right away. It looks fresh.

Fireworks are illegal here, so the city set up this fenced in “safe zone” right outside a fireworks stand where you could legally set off your fireworks. Imagine about 1/2 acre with hundreds of people lighting off boxes of fireworks... it was like a war zone. I spent most of my time along the fence, scared to death,…

Yeah, I understand where you are coming from. Mine were constant, so it was very hard to just deal with it.

I had both tonsils and adenoid removed. I felt like a had a sore throat for a few days (2-3 days) but that was the extent of it.

Getting your tonsils removed is worth it and you’ll never have to worry about tonsil stones/cryptic tonsils again. They lasered mine out and not having to deal with them life changing.

My freshman 15 (as in the 15lbs you gain as a freshman) came from the noodle bar, but you better believe if we had breakfast burritos with tots, I would have probably made that a freshman 20.

Holy Mother of Pearls... those legs!

I had a similarly disastrous date. The girl I was dating said her favorite food was meatloaf, so I thought I would impress her by making her some meatloaf. I used a recipe that required Oats. I thought it would be a good idea to use Maple and Brown Sugar Instant Oats. It was not a good idea. For the record though, she…