I would normally agree, but it’s Disneyland (world?). There is literally no where you can stand where someone isn’t trying to walk through you in about 30 seconds. Everyone there is equally awful.

I was thinking softball. Ben’s Afflecktions vs Garner’s Garnets.

The first time I hit a homerun in Little League, my mom ran down from the stands and got in line with the rest of my team at home plate to give me a high-five. I was like 11 at the time and mortified, but now I love that story and memory.

What is it with dancing parents? Am I going to become a terrible dancer when I have kids, too?

• “Matthew is not a compassionate individual. He is a control freak, and the more money he has, the more fucking ruthless he is.”

I grew up across the road from Miramar in the 80s. All the neighborhood kids would come over to my house and we’d climb on the roof to watch the practices and shows. One of my best memories is during a practice around 1984. We had #5 fly over our house at what felt like 20-feet(probably more like 100-feet) off the…

Only five first-round quarterbacks over the last decade have been released before playing out their rookie deals (Brady Quinn, JaMarcus Russell, Tim Tebow, Blaine Gabbert, Brandon Weeden), and only one of those was a top-10 pick.

Good on Erin Andrews for not letting a guy get away with a cheap dinger up the middle.

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

Here. Here is Pirlo.

Jesus. Now I can’t unsee this...

I always pronounce it as “Pube Licks” whenever I visit Florida.

Holy shit he really does look like Susan Boyle.

“Ladies leave your bags at home, the store is full of paper ones and totes make me groan.

“This is going to look great in my scrapbook!”

Dwyane Wade: (Signs contract)

Thanks, Deadspin, but we already know that Indians always win the Spelling Bees

*Looks at Poulter’s picture*

All the close up ball angles where you have no idea if it's getting further away or closer to the hole are a nice touch.