That was hot. I love men who can fix things.

Cheesecloth, cheesecloth, cheesecloth.

And here’s what it looks like a couple months after release...

Also a fair representation of Drew’s reaction when a black person tries to talk to him on the subway.

Scout: Blackmon ever come in here?

Suckered me into reading about soccer, you commie bastard.

Packed my kid's thermos with Redd's Apple Ale. LOL.

"I trusted you."

That's what we in the business call "The Long Con."

"And under the hood, it's got a four-cylinder Cummins diesel which can pump out 250 horsepower and 600 (!!!!!!!!!!) pound-feet of torque."

Oh my god, there is a before picture!

I was pretty surprised to see this Mustang on the sidewalk of the Golden Gate Bridge one morning:

Nice to see a female adding oil to her engine.

I accidentally discovered that fruit flies are all about Witch Hazel - I discovered this when they started swarming my face - so now I just leave out a jar with some WH and let them drown themselves.

I don't know from the horrors of space oil, but I do know there's no reason to waste a single drop of the precious contents of your honey bear, which can be extracted merely by immersing the bear in some scalding hot water, or, if you like, popping it into the microwave for 20 seconds or so, which heat greatly reduces…

If you're Sevillan on the pitch, what are you on the bench?

Is gravity pulling my gut outward, as well? That would seem to be a reasonable explanation.

Give me a pair of glittered, bobbly shamrocks affixed to a headband and I'm one bonny Irish lass.