I’ll take “double amputee” for $1000, Alex.

The most impressive part is his decision to scratch his nose midway through.

Hey pal, not all of us have a cozy job with BIG PERIOD.

Goodell: Can I give him 4 more games for daring to appeal?

Oooh! OOOOOH! Does this mean we can use the Sharia Law defense to get rid of the ridiculous and oppressive Blue Laws in Texas? Because not being able to buy hard liquor on Sunday mornings is definitely infringing upon my beliefs!!!

I just discussed this with my pharmacist last week, because I am still charged a co-pay. He said that it’s true that the Pill is covered (as one of the 18 forms) but that the insurance company does not have to make every brand and dosage available. In essence, they can look at all the gazillions of OC pills and say,…

I agree that putting numbers in place of letters is a stupid trend. I can’t even figure out what word “49ers” is supposed to be.

Bradford, Sam (feelings). Out 6-8 weeks.

Reggie is undoubtedly ridiculous. But, I do have to admit that he had some solid analysis during the game tonight. More of that, and less of everything else, and I think we’re golden.

Facial Hair Opacity

Sure, straight from the pizza stand to the shitter...

I really hope they do “Guess today’s attendance”

The (now-deleted) pre-block tweet in question:

I figured my “WNBA”, “Glory Johnson”, and “same-sex couple arrest” joke would be a real slam dunk, but I just can’t seem to get it off the ground.

Shit, and all these straight people worry about homosexual couples being different?

I can’t wait until Jennifer Aniston gives birth to an adult human.

So when I read these things I really want to know who is my cat’s celebrity twin. :)

One of my friends told me I should post a picture with the PT and a note saying “This is what happened to the last car that disrespected me.”

If the jerseys are too expensive to tailor, Denmark up the price.