That interior looks like an autopsy, and Aston Martins should be either BRG or silver. And the blue calipers and anything gold anywhere are just tacky.

AM Heritage Racing Green please.

Website acting up on me, but for every Jag and Aston the answer is always (always) British Racing Green with camel/brown leather. Duh.

Can’t go wrong with BRG.  

Absolutely with you until...the black wheels.

Nice Bullitt.

Those blue brake calipers are gross with the red. 

Um, no.

I think about this too sometimes. Then I get that rare opportunity to be obnoxious and get all over the gas pedal and I remember again why I need 400+ hp and just what it can do. If I do that twice in a row then I start thinking 400+ is not enough.

“You can’t slide the ass out turning onto a boulevard, fishtail on a downshift, or do those sick burnouts you used to do in your 225HP Mustang with the “nannies” turned on. You are also not a good enough driver to handle a 600HP car with the nannies turned off.”

Alonso has always been good to his fans. They pay his bills so he treats them well. Teams on the other hand? If he’s winning, they’re the best in the business and it’s one big happy family. If he’s losing they’re incompetent and need to be fired.

It’s ok. We still love you anyway

Which is nice.

It’s amazing isn’t it? How did they scrub it so completely from our collective consciousness? This car was on sale 6 years ago!

I had forgotten about the Virage so completely that when I scanned the headline, I read it as “Vantage”. So forgotten is the Virage that in my mind there was only one Aston Martin model that began with ‘V’ and ended in ‘AGE’.

Here you go. I think the author should have put one in as well.

I’m sorry; I don’t mean to give the impression that I would rather not be in NYC. There is no place better to live, in my opinion. I’m going to have to move out to the suburbs once schooling becomes an issue because I’m philosophically opposed to private schools, and public schools in many NYC suburbs offer excellent…

Wtf? How is that a reason for having to stay in NYC?

“Oh I can’t leave because all my relatives were too stupid to leave sooner or didn’t know it would be as bad as it is”

Seriously, so much about NYC sucks donkey balls. Grow a pair and move somewhere better instead of using that ridiculous reason as your excuse.

No, you are in abusive relationship, and you don’t have to be.

You know, it’s funny. You guys bitch constantly about NYC but you’re still there.