As a dog person who enjoys taking my dog to places she’s allowed, I was sympathetic to Suki’s Mom until: “Is it even legal to refuse to seat us?”

Indeed. There are easy ways to identify an entitled, self-important dog owner: “My dog is well behaved.” “My dog would never bother anyone.” “My dog has never killed anyone who didn’t deserve it.”

Got damn Rude Negro, tell’em how you really feel. +100000 stars if I could. 

Why would she want you to park in the handicap spot if.... she didn’t even get out of the car? Makes no sense. Also, I do not understand married people who pretend they have separate money.

I feel your pain. Years ago, my then-wife insisted tht I park in a handicap parking spot when she was pregnant with our first child. I told her we couldn’t do that because she was not disabled. She went into a fit, claiming pregnancy was a disability, so I parked in the zone, and I told her since it was her car, I…

It’s not at all a unicorn. I was searching for 996 cabrios for about 3 months to replace my summer car and there are SCORES of them. Hell, a new one pops up on BAT almost every week.

You set rules and policies which make things safe, clean, and efficient for everyone, and then self-important delusional assholes come in and think they get to be the exception. And then they whine about it when they find out they aren’t special like their mom told them. No wonder they need emotional support animals…

“Hey, nice Boxster, sir!”

And in yellow, so everyone notices you chose the worst Porsche.

Alternatively, you could just ban entitled douchebags from your restaurant. I’d start with man-buns, neck beards, and Volvo drivers.

I love dogs, I’ve had dogs all my life, but a lot of people don’t like dogs and some people are allergic to dogs. Stop being an entitled jerk and leave your dog at home. He’ll be there when you get back. Dogs don’t belong in stores, on planes, and certainly not restaurants. And you can all take your bullshit…

Why does everyone want to bring their dog with them every time they leave the house? Grocery store-bring your dog. Retail store that has absofuckinglutely nothing to do with dogs or pets-bring your dog along! Maybe there will be another dog there and they can bark and fight!

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

Yeah, if the force is still in play, it’s not your base and you have to run. If Ward went back to third, Profar could have tagged him, then stepped on the base, then thrown to either of the other bases with two outs recorded and the force still intact.

Contrarians.

*Sees price

Let me sum up my opinion and the logic behind my carefully-reasoned, totally rational decision to vote Crack Pipe:

OMG...where’s the soundtrack? You can’t mention how loud it is and not give us that Supercharged V8 music.

That punter was looking just like the Statue of Liberty:

To be fair, we did not have the internet 37 years ago. There would be problems on my cars that I would rage over if I could not Google the problem and find the unconventional solution a few clicks away.