Yet again, I’m glad I live in South Florida.

Wow! To think the normal X5 would have been able to take two of those.

Two questions,

The X6M is fantastic, because idiots need to be separated from their money at ever increasing rates.

I laughed with glee when I realized how amazing the comments were going to be. I was right!

nice try. my 2007 Pilot can take twice the shit and looks better doing it.

I’ve always said they were fugly, but man, that CrossTour looks pretty good in red!!

I’m running around doing the same thing, like I think I’m PacMan Jones in a strip club and them stars is all dolla bills MAKING IT RAIN

Meanwhile, you probably could have loaded the desk into a golf. Stupid SUV is still Stupid.

fixed it for you:

I was thinking you would say the X6M is useful to induce regurgitation on people who accidentally have eaten Lego bricks.

It’s unfortunate that any usefulness you can find for it is offset by the distraction of your eyeballs bleeding so often.

You forgot to review how well it drove with the seats pushed up to the dash to fit the desk.

This is relevant to my favorite - and only! - X6 story. When they were just released I was picking my wife up at the airport. While waiting I saw a couple arrive in their new X6 to pick up an additional couple. The guests arrived with one standard sized rolling suitcase each. The BMW owners popped the hatch... and…

Potential buyers of this monstrosity fall solidly in the “more money than brains” category.

Ah the X6 M. The vehicle for people who don’t know what they actually want and are confused at the dealership between buying the X5 M and the M5 so they let the salesman decide on the X6 M for them.

Every time I see this stupid vehicle, I just think of the Top Gear review...

So it’s worse than an X5 in literally every way, but not so much worse that it can’t fit an arbitrary item of furniture. Quite the ringing endorsement!

But it is still ugly, expensive, not practical as a X5, and pointless.

Laughed out loud when I read the title.