You can get points on your license, which I think is what he was referring to.

Me too. Just spit beer on my cat.

My mother came with me to get a tattoo at 16. It was a reward for straight As on my junior year exams. For the record, I've never stolen a car.

Nearly 300 comments and no one but me is more shocked that this guy is going to race just TWELVE WEEKS after nearly being paralyzed? Hell, the foot I broke falling down the stairs wasn’t healed in twelve weeks. After the burst fracture I was out for 6 months, with the final clearance for extreme sports after a year.…

In reply to 2, that's just how insurance works. My parked car was hit by a private snow plow and I still had to pay the deductible up front. I got it back 9 months later.

I didn't know this and I just spit margarita everywhere. That's awesome.

Worked fine for me when it was on.

This list just made my day.

Ooh, gaslighting. You're funny.

I just needed my monthly reminder not to comment on the front page.

“My opinion is better than yours; therefore, yours is invalidated”

But I dont like cold bottled coffee.

It’s probably also a much more American thing to drive 1700 miles in two days, when the cup holder becomes more vital than climate control.

I really missed my calling as a big cat trainer.

Seriously. I’ve had faster response for a minor fender bender.

I accidentally napped through the race (poor time zone conversion) but looks like the ePrix was pretty exciting. I think Buemi started last and finished second? Anyone know if there’s a replay anywhere online?

Oh my god so much this. I had a child kicking me right in one of the screws in my back for a 2.5 hour flight. I asked the child to stop. I explained to Mom why the child needed to stop. I turned around and yelled “OW” after one particularly sharp kick. The kid just laughed. I have all the patience in the world with…

My work clothes, which I wear when I'm traveling for work, don't even meet your standards. So no, I'm absolutely not with you.

The trucks wouldn’t spook over a mouse though!

Huh...the ABS in our company Jetta is driving me up the wall as well. “Can’t be replicated” so no one will drive the car anymore.