I’d say the Queen has some ‘splaining to do.

Here you thought I was a man, where I am, in fact, a cruise ship.

Coronavirus eats Man, Woman (and Non-Binary Person) inherits the earth.

Man were cancelled while back. 

I’d like to see them do a “Househunters: Where Are They Now?” episode about a couple getting divorced and looking for new housing. I’m sure there’d be quite a few.

This is Joan Summers entire schtick. She hates on innocent people who she personally dislikes but who did nothing wrong. Jezebel used to be an amazing blog, it is now a travesty of gossip and woe that rivals TMZ for how depraved it is.

I have been on many cruises and all of the cruise line promoted shore excursions have been run by locals. With no exceptions. Sure you pay more by booking it with the cruise line vs. booking yourself but there is not cruise line staff running them. 

Except when you arrive in a port on a cruise ship, the company steers you toward their own excursion operations or ones that have partnered with them.  You don’t have to meet a local person if you don’t want to do so.

I’ve been on a cruise and thought it was a ton of fun, but then again I really dug the whole “on a big moving ship in the middle of the ocean” factor of it. 

I come from a “cruise family” as I like to put it. My Dad, Brother, Neice, and Nephew cruise twice a year. I join once a year if I can. It is definitely very cheesy and many people are drunk but if you embrace it and find your niche it is relaxing and fun (even the years I never take a sip of alcohol). Mine is the spa…

I mean, as a matter of social utility, probably not.

I lock the bedroom door to keep the apples out.

I’m not easily offended

Loved it! Of course some people will be upset because they shook what their mama gave them and how dare they do that when children were just previously watching grown men in tight pants run around a field and violently hit eachother.

sounds like a fun party

As amusing as it is to think cats are in a constant state of abject terror in a house thriller along the lines of Get Out, this is largely inaccurate. For example, cats (unlike dogs) use staring as a sign of trust. It’s also true that purring might be a means to soothe a predator or something else hurting them, but…

Awww, that’s so sweet! Sounds like they both enjoyed a super cozy nap on the floor.

I moved to a new city all by myself and work from home. It would probably be at least 4 days before someone called the cops for a welfare check.  I try to stay fat and juicy for my three little monsters.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again--if I die with just my cat in the house, and no one finds her for a long time, I hope she *does* eat my body! I certainly won't be using it, and I don't want my cat to starve!

Not your point I know, but I'd like to clear this up: Psychosis is not all that common in serial killers. In sensational crimes, yes, which is probably why it feels common.