Isn’t anyone who marries the fucking future KING OF ENGLAND by definition climbing up socially? I mean, everyone in Britain is below him socially except for his immediate family.

What does that even mean?  Towards whom does one climb in Toronto?

I’m Getting Married was FANTASTIC. The Staten Island couple where the husband forgot he was mic’ed and hulked out on his limo driver because he was late, and the wife had overfilled her lips so much they gave her a speech impediment. GOLD.

I like his coat. It looks like toast.

He’s had much much much much much more than a minute.

Give the man a minute!? Are you fucking serious?

just by the clips I’ve seen of him on SNL, I have to believe Pete Davidson is emotionally stunted and stuck at age ~14.

The most depressing choice is that no one’s gettin’ after that cheese plate.

He’s his own hero.

I mean, she's a successful pop star that ended up becoming a fashion mogul, married a smokin hot soccer star, and had a beautiful family. She’s a better role model than most of these characters.

What’s he going to do to get attention now that he can’t trade off of her?

Pete Davidson was crass as fuck talking about his sex life with Ariana on TV, and he’s mad about “Thank u, next”? Fuck right off with that, dude.

This is just lazy shock comedy. You could probably do a really good set about how kids are these days without immediately jumping to “fuck trans kids am I right?”.

Stop trying to make Fetch happen!

In 2020, he’s changing it to “Fetch”

I thought this was why you don’t let your kids be in Hollywood:

Kendall should have her own Christmas card, with her cradling her IUD.

At least she fared better than Rob, who didn’t even warrant a mention in Kim’s Tweet.

Good, because I want them to focus on better hummus.

That outfit...