So serious at work one day we were talking about grocery shopping and my coworkers were FLOORED that my husband and I shop together and split the week for cooking/dishes. It felt so bizarre because they were giving him all this credit for basically just staying alive? And I am not solely keeping him alive?

But he’s the damn cutest one of the brood 

I tell these stories to my friends when we’re drinking go blow their minds but thank you for this because sometimes I am just like “where the fuck WAS I?!” in that life.

YES. Mine was a flower though- each boy picked off a petal then “who would want this ruined flower”? Etc etc

Sorry for my delayed response but that is super interesting/unexpected/cool!

Yell at the moon with him he loves that

This thread is confusing me- without numbers which make my brain shut down can someone just tell me if that means things like P&R will stay on Hulu, even if it leaves Netflix? 

Hey me too! I keep remembering “I have dinner at my parents’ house on Sunday” but can’t seem to remember “Sunday is Easter.” 

I’m a state employee and we get SO many “holidays” off, but even we work on Good Friday.

If you read her Vogue interview she discusses that- that they learn as a family how to “ride out an episode.”

Just for the sake of curiosity, what does your wife do?

I stopped thinking you might have something to contribute to this after I got as far as “I never tip”. The fuck?

Me too, every time.  Can I just be whelmed that it’s not her?

Yes! I actually thought “even this is before the recent work”

Please, yes! I also have two other cats, one of whom’s nickname is “wurp” and then into anything that rhyme, as well as our other cat who is called “lil buddy” in a most obnoxious tone

They don’t even need a study to prove that cat breakfast is “they know, they don’t care”

And songs (I hope other people have lots of songs for their cats?)

My one cat, depending on certain factors is any of the following: bunny, bear, bun bun, funny bunny, or even a bunny bear

These names ARE delightful!

I read somewhere that in the new season they may do a Salem-centric episode and he would “talk” (internal monologue maybe?) for the single episode.