Also came to say it’s because they’re low cost and we’re broke

Well and he made her date bleed!

Shame no shame but I am a follower and a friend and I noticed IMMEDIATELY in her insta stories. She got work done and it was just too much 

Your note brought back some nice memories. I took lessons at a barn from age 9-mid teens and they took in retired or potentially “retired” (death row) horses. My favorite horse was a retired jumper who’s front legs were just shot. They also had a retired polo horse who loved to chase snowballs :)

But the either/or is drastically in favor of the former, “nothing goes wrong and people have a lovely time”- but that does not make for riveting news 

HA yes you got me there! Basically the captain is my DD for a week 

A blip in comparison to this, and in southern US flooding, but I was in a freak flood over the summer and it was god damn terrifying. A lot of people mistook the water looking “slower” as “safer.” 

To each their own, truly. I personally love cruising- this is TERRIFYING but also so rare

My friend and I had a discussion recently that we know we are grown ups now because our crush moved from Seth to Sandy Cohen

Well she paid for that one..

Insurance over ritual suicide but yes 

The Smiths are VERY often present at Kardashian parties- Kendall and Kylie are longtime friends with Jaden Smith. I feel like this would not occur without the stamp of approval from Kris.

Rude.

Oh I agree! Our house is 114 years old but the owner before us completely updated the electrical and added a half bath downstairs (it was a 1 bathroom house prior). And he did enough updating that if we want to do more, for the most part it’s there for us

I could be oversimplifying but at the end of the day girl is 21. As in: messy fool.

“Davidson isn’t looking for that kind of drama.”

Middle name also Wild.

Haha it is not very big at all because I killed it once. I swear, it was a fucking stick but I never got rid of it then I got my new job where I had a window so I brought it and started watering it again and it started sprouting! So it’s very bare but I love it.

Really, it’s funny how we can all have such different experiences. A lot of people I know find it odd I haven’t had my engagement and wedding rings soddered together as it’s so uncommon that they’re not worn together anyway 

God yes. How many times did she side hug Jada in an effort to silently scream “I’M INCLUDED”?