I have a “money tree” I’ve managed to MOSTLY keep alive over the last 7 1/2 years. My friends at work and I used to play a game of hiding/moving things in each others’ offices. One time they took my plant and it was game over. I didn’t realize how attached I was to my tree!

You’ve gotten my hopes up and if they’re destroyed I will blame you forever 

I’m almost 32 and ambivalent (as is my husband). You’re not alone in our age group!

I just realized 7th Heaven is on Hulu too! The hell?

Funny this came up today- my coworker said she called the police and they’re filing a police report because she found prints in the snow in her yard. They’re not even clearly human or not. It’s a different world!

I live in “the city”, and a problem can be that depending on why you’re calling the police, they could take hours or never show up because they’re dealing with the most recent shooting.

Too little too late I had already given away plenty of petals. That was their other mistake- saving “sex Ed” for senior year. 

I have had travel planned months in advance with non-refundable stuff etc. I am flying on Saturday and plan to thank every fucking employee I see. 

While I do think Pete’s personality disorder has played a significant role in how he has been behaving, to say it’s blanket “for attention” is harmful. Also, you’re just incorrect when saying someone can’t use humor. In my line of work I am often dealing with those who are of recently have been suicidal or experience…

She is the youngest but looks the oldest but it’s all a big fuck you because she’s also the richest 

My school like this had a girl hold a flower, and have the boys walk by one by one taking petals. When none were left, she asked the boys in the room- who would want a flower in this condition?

I can absolutely tell you that yes, they do. In my Catholic school, sex-Ed started at 11th/12th grade (little late, huh?)

I went to a Catholic school for 6 years and when I got to college I had the most warped ideas of clothes and modesty- I didn’t BELIEVE what I was taught but behaviorally i’d had to conform for so long.

Same! Pretty ok with my stats! 

Seriously. I literally am Average Anna in the first paragraph describing her. I have nothing good to look forward to! (30%)

Chicago. I’m so sorry.

Really? Man, it is my Hulu ad like every other time.

That’s a dealbreaker!

I dated a guy and he was over 10. It was Very Big most times, Too Big for some positions. It became almost stressful.

Tons of our friends are from Central Pennsylvania and do what I call the Pennsylvania Up Talk where every question of sentence ends with that inflection upwards.