Oh sure - I’m not holding my breath for a bunch of people to suddenly do the right thing. I’m just screaming into the void when I get a taste of it and realize they’re capable but have been refusing.

Ask the dog.

only because I can’t think of a way to top twatwaffle right now...& you asked nicely...

Can we agree that Miller is a sanctimonious twatwaffle and leave it at that?

This is fine. This tells me he’s got no new material. He’s trying to make it happen with Biden but 1) Biden might not be the candidate and 2) Biden’s not a filthy woman.

He has an intended audience of 1 which is President Trump.

Chris Wallace gets as much respect as I can muster for an employee of Fox News.

who had video clips lined up to debunk Miller’s lies in real time

This entire administration has been a very sobering lesson in what happens when someone is promoted far beyond their actual ability, from the lower-level staff to the top echelons. Not a goddamned one of Trump’s appointees is up to the task.

That may have been the greatest self-own of this interview.

I have a very important question Mister Miller, and many people are asking the same question.   Do you put down fresh Transylvanian soil in your coffin every night, or do you wait for laundry day to change your bedding?

I guarantee there are at least half a dozen kids at every community college in the country, let alone state and private universities, that are more competent than Miller has ever been or ever will be. It’s remarkable that he’s advanced so far based on nothing more than bigotry and connections. 

Do we want to be governed by an unelected bureaucracy or by a democratically elected president?

The ball end or the other end? I have a feeling using the wrong shape of blunt instruments can lead to wrong conclusions.

Yes, that’s what they’re saying but no they aren’t saying that.

Let me get this conspiracy theory straight. Are they saying that HillaryObama got the Ukraine to hack the DNC so trump could win, but made it look like the Russians did it for trump so that a couple years into his presidency he would look like an idiot or something? All this nonsense is confusing as hell.

Hey, if there’s one thing you can’t criticize ol Donny for, it’s leading with his head. 

Trump’s worst nightmare is having to see who he really is and account for that.

Also, if the goddamn Chargers fuck me in my knockout pool, I’m going to fly to Los Angeles and beat Philip Rivers to death with several of his own children.

Dude in front is totally just counting down the days until he doesn’t have to deal with this shit anymore.