Who’s left who is not in an “acting” capacity? The braintrust of Ross, DeVos, Perdue, and Carson? We’re so fucked.

He doesn't deserve the honorific now, he certainly shouldn't have it once he's ousted or incarcerated. 

Pretty certain Melania’s eyes just rolled to the back of her head. If we're lucky, she'll snap and take him out for us. 

It’s the power of persistence. His personal attacks are successful not because they’re true, but because his repetition becomes a tar baby for the subjects. That’s how he blew up the 2016 debates. The other 16 candidates spent energy trying to get back on track but were never able to return to a discussion of issues.…

Nothing theoretical about it. This is Dan Snyder to a T. Makes you wonder how the fuck Trump’s so tall.

The crone has retreated to her lair. Her husband tore Trump a new asshole with an article in The Atlantic this week. Between him and Trump maybe she’s wearing down.

“It will happen over one, yet to be revealed, incident that is particularly damning and irrefutable.”

You’re generally right, but we could all use the moment of silence...

I read today that 1) there is no longer a police force available to effect arrests, and 2) there was once a jail but it no longer exists. The Capitol police force can’t be used as we’d like them to. They’d be better off hiring a biker gang. 

Don’t worry about jailing “an entire administration.” Just nail the first few, let them know there are consequences. Not everyone will be the brave keyboard warriors they are now. Their entire futures need to be jeopardized. They’re not the badasses they’re making themselves out to be. 

“...it does not appear to be a serious request ... just another attempt by the Do Nothing Democrats to call attention to their partisan impeachment...”

Can we get an Amen? Trump can’t have it both ways, pursuing openly corrupt actions while declaring that he’s the victim of the media and deep state. It’s about time the Dems and any other anti-Trump forces go on the offensive.

University of Mudfuck Fightin’ Testes. Home of the Fightin’ Sperm. That’s quite the inspiring motto!

There’s a clear pattern in the last few years of disgraced bozos announcing their return or redemption with “flag and faith” declarations. People who were called out for their hate, misogyny, racism, ad hominem attacks, or other transgressions reflecting their essential unfitness for living in a civil society.

It’s a lot more straight forward and transparent than a phone bill, cable bill, or auto invoice which gouge you with many cryptic fees. Shove it, Darren. Eat one less bite. You could use it. 

A co-worker (male) switched to State Farm because of the agent in khakis (wife: what are you wearing? Agent: khakis?). It was a disturbing moment for all concerned. 

Some ad cut off the bottom of the headline and ask I saw was “Ravens Try to Clear Marlon Humphrey by Releasing Video of Pushing Fist Into Odell Beckham’s ....”

As an Eagles fan I’ve had the pleasure of watching Kirk struggle in the NFC East for a while. However, yesterday during the Bears game his expression was more like our old nemesis, Sad Eli. Here’s the patented Chin Dip...

That “nonsense” is the universal language of fuckmuppets... Please be more respectful. 

Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment!  I'm honored.