At least the Celtics didn't end up with Kelly Olynyk a couple picks ahead of Antetokounmpo (in a draft which was considered so weak that swinging for the fences would've made a ton of sense). Oh wait, they did.

Yeah, was going to say..

This is not my office!

Yes, yes, yes. This bizarre subplot blew my then preteen mind when I first saw it.

TENTACLES!

Can it also score me some discounted Cheap Trick tickets?

I think I'm the one person in the world who prefers Stereopathetic Soulmanure to One Foot in the Grave (I feel like the top handful of songs on there easily trump the bulk of OFITG & I much prefer the vibe).

"Use your open eye, Frank.."

'Gentlemen, I think we're sitting on a winner!'

Thanks so much for making me think of 'Itchy' and that creepy fucking chair. <shudder>

The fuck?

Did he do that..?

I still think he should have won the Emmy instead of Aaron Paul.

Mount Everest is kind of tall too.

"Yoko Ono, oh yes?"

Wow, to me the original Naked Gun is practically unimpeachable as far as screwball comedy goes & especially when compared to the sequels. There were a few memorable scenes in the second but even the best there pale in comparison to many of the lesser gags in the original, imo at least.

"Mallbrats"?
Dear lord, tell me you're kidding..

Totally with you on Bogus Journey > Excellent Adventure. I do like the original but the sequel is just outrageous fun.

(as electric footballers sputter predicatably)
B&T: Best of seven?
Death: Damn right!

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.."