Calista’s hair fascinates me. Is is plastic? Is she plastic? Inquiring minds.

She’s sleeping her way to the bottom.

Jezebel - I expect more from my primary outlet for wasting time at work!Get to the real story here -- how unbelievably fucking bad that hair color is on her!  The people are hungry for the truth

Finally. Tensions have been simmering for decades. Kushner, though, had the keen insight to exploit the Bahrainis’ love of the Colts, thus paving the way for peace.

PenceBot has gone into power saving mode!

That pic says it all. Trump was the bad ass toddler and Pence was his embarrassed father. Pelosi was the mom and Schumer was the sarcastic uncle who doesn’t mind goading a child. 

It’s easier to make friends when you don’t exhibit almost every negative quality a person can have.

May I humbly submit this magnificent piece of gossip whatever-this-is:

35 Years? You’d think she had Dunaway with Broadway for good.

If I can’t get a cheapo cinnamon bun or hot dog after following arrows on concrete for two hours and managing my crippling fear of an earthquake in a warehouse with super heavy boxes above my head, why even bother?

I know that Anderson is his own cliche, but his movies are my comfort food. They’re not always masterpieces but they make me feel good.
That being said, can Disney please hire him to make a film that is set in the Muppet Theater?!? His aesthetic for quirky dioramas would be perfect.

That’s why he insists on pouring the foundation for all of those Habitat for Humanity houses himself!

God gave him a civil war cannon for a penis and an old JC Penney catalog he found on the railroad tracks for a brain.

Yes, except Jessica Simpson would somehow sell a gajillion jars and increase her insane retail empire.

Rita Ora is the fetch of the music world.

“Rita Ora”

People whose Mama’s don’t cook with salt and pepper.

Plus the ghost of Princess Margaret demanding another drink and singing show tunes off-key all night.