Guess a movie doesn’t begin at conception either.

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I'd likely reply to Donj that I'm naming the dog after him: Shitting Bull.

T. familius now feared resistant to many control regimens, such as Senatesillin and Impeachaflor. We could dose the entire country with Daraprim, but after Shkrelli’s price hike and Paul Ryan’s tax cuts and the gutting of ACA & Medicaid, we could never afford that.

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

I have no frame of reference for Bella Thorne and this is how I know I am old.

Which will repulse him more, octopus or steamed broccoli?

Has anyone pointed out yet that Ariana Grande and Skinny Whatshisface look like the baby version of JLo and Marc Anthony?

It’s about time. Something must be done about the poor’s crippling addiction to food and living.

I disagree. The wedge salad is a very good salad but all salads are very good salads. Except the hideous Cobb. I enjoy the wedge salad and I will eat the wedge salad but I will only order the wedge salad so long as I will be eating something better shortly after. The wedge salad is good but has many problems.

“I personally believe that U. S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have opinions and, uh, I believe that our opinions, like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should—our opinions over here in the U. S. should…

I can’t fault anyone for what they believe - Becca Kufrin

The Barr is already set so low.

A source tells E! the two “met through friends at a dinner party and hit it off” earlier this year. Said another source, “He was a billionaire. She, uh, wasn’t. Can I make it any more obvious?”

If we’re going to be ruthlessly efficient about this like he wants, just develop a cultural norm where all the incels ship off to their own little island. Then they can’t kill any women. Problem solved.

It’s Barbara Bush cosplay and I want to burn it to the ground.

elon musk and grimes
sitting in a supercharged lithion ion infused TREE....

This season of Celebrity Attorney is off to a great start.

As the sun broke through the blinds, Melania, barefoot in a peignoir, moved toward the chamber where these robots were stored, ready to select one to do her day’s bidding. Barron whimpered. It always scared him when he saw Other Mama’s system power on; it was a grating electronic scream, rising in intensity. The two…

As a busy 🏒mom I need all the energy I can get