Ruth Bader Ginsburg would stomp a mud hole in Donnie like Yoda on crack.

Just professionally. In personal life she goes by Taco MacDougall-Bell.

I like to think that Taco married Glen and took his last name.

A weekly sex club needed to make some fliers for advertising and it turned out they had more of an audience for the fliers than the sex club. Everyone knows that story.

Yes....I would like to unsubscribe from that newsletter as well

Actually, Trump told Tillerson to eat a czar salad.

Oh, she was 5'6"; it’s just that she came to a point at both ends. We couldn’t find her a hat that fit, so we just spray-painted a funnel red.

He looks like he’s about to put time in a bottle.

Watch Duck Dynasty with the sound off?

Yep. Plus you can recycle it to tie the 20 y.o to the matress once you get them home.

YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS

Nah, it’s mostly manuel transmissions

These are the things you Juander about?