Now THIS is a hockey story about violence that we can ALL get behind!

But if this was in California you’d be all sympathetic, I’m sure. Fuck off.

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

Well, I was wrong, and it did. (If you really thought Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan were going to go for the candidate of misogyny and white ethno-nationalism before last night, you could have made an awful lot of money with a bookie.) In any event I voted for her and encouraged others to do so. If I’m the…

All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi. But they wouldn’t give it to him.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

“No it’s in dog years. His age only goes up every 7 years.” - An idiot named Ryan

Not for long.

I haven’t seen fanatics trade so many killer punches since Jonestown, 1978.

I’m having a hard time believing that there are Bears fans in Chicago.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

that joke is SODAmn dumb

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

I think this is literally the only time where it’s okay to ask a Juggalo what their opinion is.

Prince, of course. Also gives me a reason to post the hall of fame performance.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

The way you can tell is that in a portion of the video they show a screen with email. Everybody knows email hadn’t been invented in 2010.

Same here. I quit watching 3 years ago because fuck em.

Where’s the option for those of us who aren’t watching the NFL currently but would if Colin Kaepernick took a shit on the corpse of Roger Goodell?