Trainer: What’s your name?

I take away points for being insensitive about Native American culture, but it’s kind of refreshing to see piss enthusiasts being represented for once.

Fun fact about the Deadspin staff: It is a colonial organism made up of many super super small things called morons.

I saw my friend Conrad Nomikos fight such a beast on the shores of Thessaly. Even with the help of his great hound Bortan it took days.