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This is one of my ride-or-die movies. I watch this movie for the same reasons other people meditate or return to their hometowns. That gazebo scene, tho.

Unpopular opinion; I actually love the Keira Knightley version of Pride and Prejudice because the actors were all the right age for once, the costumes and settings looked lived in and realisticly kept, it’s beautifully shot, the soundtrack is wonderful and they showed a shyer side of Darcy. I actually wish it was…

Yes.

Unless you’re planning on bringing Matthew & Sybil back from the dead, hard pass.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT MICHAEL CAINE

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

Alternate Title: Chip Faps over Shiplap

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

He’s so very unattractive to me.

I would really like a _My Super Sweet 16: Where are they now?_ with all the original spoiled brats.

This time I’m make a mental effort to forget the perpetrator’s name and remember the victim’s.

I did a dramatic reading of this at work for my co-workers and got on the floor and did this:

Or, we start a show and then forget we started it and never end up finishing it. I’m looking at you, Man in the High Castle.

I would watch if Kathie Lee and Hoda got her drunk.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

He looks like my nightmare of Matt Damon and Tom Brady’s lovechild.

OH MY GAWD

Starred for author name/topic synergy.

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!