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Probably forever in the grays, but I’ll give it a shot.

Sweden has absolutely absurd laws in regards to sexual assault and a really bad history of failing women in recent years. Until someone is convicted of a specific sort of assault, then it’s basically impossible to get a judge to convict for it. A couple years ago,

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.

This is terrible I read about it earlier and I feel like especially in this case it has a lot to do with race. Black women are constantly told we need to protect our black brothers and that is fine and dandy until a girl gets raped and then is told to protect her attacker because she shouldn’t want to put a black man

I’m not trying to co-opt the moment, but her online work and advocacy to find the killers of young women of color and poor women re: Unsolved and “Cold” cases were almost second to none. The exhaustive work of her blog along with her ability to gently but firmly take police and investigative agencies to task for their

She’s left a blast crater.

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads

“it’s a dress”

That’s Sherri Shepherd.

If a guy could get pregnant by giving himself head, Piers Morgan would be the resulting child.

I texted my gay dad who is also a former worship leader and a huge Idol fan to get his thoughts on this - he agrees

I do not doubt that Jordan is the world’s biggest Celine Dion fan.

This season on American Idol, watch one couple’s marriage implode.

It’s her! She’s pregnant!

So my support was for his sisters, who were the real victims, I felt like they were being exploited by the media.

Mark Ballas’ happy crab haunts my dreams.

Yeah, fuck that noise. Yankee Candles ARE expensive candles, ffs.

Shout out to all my fellow Jezzies who read “inexpensive Yankee candles” and thought about how you only get Yankee candles when they're on the clearance endcap at TJ Maxx.