Same with the high instep. Makes heels more comfortable than a ballet flat.

Our vending machine.

No dog can top Jiggy, ever. This woman is dillusional. Also, I have never seen Jiggy bite anyone, and her dog is pretty nippy if i remember correctly.

I remember saying to my wife that, as a celebrity, how fucked up do you need to be to get arrested for public intoxication? Thank you for answering my question.

(Psssst.... MacFarlane*)

that’s how I’ve remained childless.

Mine is nervous poo. (Holds head in shame.)

On Christmas Eve 4 years ago, when my niece was 3 months old my sister fell into the Christmas tree.

She does look great. Very judicious use of ‘tox and filler. Like you said, probably a very effective program of daily product.

I’d like to know her beauty regime/plastic surgeon. That woman is aging backwards.

I better not risk it then.

yes, you go for cardio, walk out with baby bump

No, I’m trying to tell you that isn’t what yellowface means. Margaret Cho isn’t a white person pretending to be Korean. She’s actually Korean.

Um... Margaret is Korean.

NYC is one of the least scripted in my opinion. BH too. I mean, some of the women on BH have ISSUES you know? Tons of that stuff they wouldn’t want out in the news. Atlanta is most scripted imho - those ladies are thirsty.

That was a hysterically disturbing episode—Jill’s honking voice trumpeting “HALLOO” as she strutted into the villa, what’s her face breaking out in hives...I know most reality tv is scripted tv, but their visceral reactions all seemed so authentic in that scene.

Do not hold a baby while you are drinking coffee, on a xanax, or meditating. (I mean, unless it’s yours)

This is the MUCH BETTER type of parental embarrassment.

HER BUSINESS PARTNER IS THE SLEAZE BALL, RAMONA HAD A SPORTS BAR WITH.....or whatever she pretended to do and then pretended he was a date, then he was an attendee at finale party. He’s a fame whore trying to make money off Skinnygirl’s name. Sonja is delusional but has to be responsible.