I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.

Picture please! (That sounds awesome!)

That sounds like such a magical happy place. Giving it up must have been traumatic, but at least like Camelot, you had the shining moment.

Exactly. Her abhorrent abandonment of Carlos Tarajano speaks volumes to her lack of character. She is a textbook narcissist, and all of her actions throughout this custody battle have been to serve herself (keeping her name in the press, etc.). Those poor kids...

Yay! Some good news. This woman is a complete psychopath to talk to children like that and to dismiss the older boy’s allegations of abuse? Wow! Was she fucking the father or something?

Hahahahahahahahahaha this is awesome.

I’m the product of divorce and my parents were totally amicable and co parented wonderfully. I STILL have unresolved “trauma” from it. I guess what I’m saying is I’m glad Daniel has money because the kids are going to need therapy for sure.

Because Kelly lied to get his visa revoked, thinking he would just disappear and she could keep the kids.

I had read that Adele gave up “something” and I was really hoping she didn’t give up cigarettes and/or red wine because I was just lamenting about how no one is fun anymore

Hahaha. I like thinking about this :)

“Spies said that at a Rainbow Room bash Tatum danced with “Empire” star Gabourey Sidibe and Tarantino’s gal, Courtney Hoffman, who were “grinding on him” to “Pony” by Ginuwine. Hoffman also had her shoes off.”

Flip flops are the Devil’s footwear. Toe separator my eye. That thong is there for cloven hooves. (I had a bout of plantar fasciitis. I have a pretty good handle on pain, but fuuuuck.). What’s the height differential like for you and HEad the fif? (dandilyn and I are the same without my heels)

^^ this. Some states hold parents liable for the actions of their children, and this a clear example of why this makes some sense. The irresponsible parents MADE this little monster.

Every time an article from Jez gets cross-posted on Gawker, I wake up to hundreds of awful comments. I dismiss them, but the reminder of how angry/offended people get about something as innocuous as say, Ina Garten, is enough that if Jez does get folded into Gawker, I will no longer be commenting.

Fucking creep.

I plead the fif and NotOkay both gave some pretty good advice. I’ve been running around in heels (Candy’s) since High School in the 80’s, so over time it’s become so natural. Twist and stumble you may, but walk like RuPaul you will, padawan (and ball of the foot pads do help)

Christmas party.

Hahaha so funny that there are no fire hydrants that work and so many burned out houses...I wonder if there's a link there

Wow. Good link. That’s insane.

Happy to see Jezebel covering this. (Kind of curious as to why this is filed under Detroit? Flint is an hour north of Detroit.)