“Hey, don’t blame me for those assholes.” - Jesus Christ

My husband loved the baby-tossing game when they were little. Two memorable ones: into a ceiling fan, and into a door frame. Luckily no lasting damage, but like you, we were too busy laughing to upset the little tyke! So, yeah, you’re not the only bad people.

Who remembers when the Learning Channel was actually about learning scientific stuff?

TLC should be ashamed for trying to make the public stomach one more minute of this disgusting family and their quest for easy money. I believe the IRS should investigate and audit every one of this families non-profit entities to ensure they are actually performing missionary duties that they are qualified for, and…

What the fuck? That’s so weird. What are they doing that they can’t say where they’re going?

No they shouldn’t. I want to say that I can’t believe TLC is still involved with them but TLC isn’t exactly a bastion of responsible television. If they think they can make a buck, they’ll put it on. I can see the Duggars trying to rebuild their brand and keep the TLC bucks coming in. Their whole life style is pretty…

Jesus Christ, why won’t these people just GO AWAY???

If for no other reason than it’s bad TV. If I want to hear someone prose on about pregnancy or their upcoming trip, I’ll talk to my friends. And they are at least funny, cuss and not super into god so yeah, I’ll pass.

None of them should be on TV anymore.

I instantly like Dunst more than I already did.

Tim Gunn is my co-pilot.

I’m a Yoncé stan, but no... Love her but she can’t act, much as she tries.

Stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about

Ahh ha ha ha! I just almost actually headdesked, I laughed so hard!

Damn. First New Year with my boyfriend, his mom had a party with bottomless alchohol. In the wee hours of the morning, we heard a scream outside his room while we were having sex, and a drunk girl burst in. She thought her date was in the room, we told her fuck off, and closed the door. We heard a bunch of crashing…

I might let him know I’ll be in town in a few weeks.... :)

I don’t have any great hook up stories to share because the one (1) opportunity I’ve had to hit it with a non-boyfriend guy, I totally chickened out.

No, but we used to sautee bologna and watch it puff up like a balloon.

You should check out Cooking for Bae on Instagram. They stopped updating (but did a special comeback for this past Thanksgiving), but their past submissions were amazing (read: awful).