I believe that. I had a TERRIBLE co-worker named Tilly once. Tilly is a doomed name.

Plus their clothing falls apart if you look at it wrong.

Well, her spectacular spread in Playboy back in the day ought to earn the forgiveness then.

I’ll bet she does wear polyester hair!

Aren’t being attractive and young-looking the only FOX criteria for its female correspondents?

Oh, a lot of people do want to go to war again.

Not with cameras rolling anyways.

Kate Beckinsale too?! It’s a Katespiracy!

Ugh, these fucking people.

You know this kid is going to be a goddamn monster.

Thus guarantying that the child will be a holy terror.

I get why Kate Hudson is famous, I still always wondered what would have happened if Sarah Polley hadn’t turned down Almost Famous.

Ooh Ooh I have one! You can be a billionaire and still have all your companies be bankrupt!

So...did I do too many drugs this weekend or is this just fucking stupid?

Yes, actually, you do get a receipt for payment as well as copies of paperwork you signed, and aftercare instructions. This is as of last year, using a non-Planned Parenthood clinic. It’s like any other healthcare procedure.

“Forced” huh? I guess he held her down on the table during the procedure?

NeNe Leakes hates Raven-Symoné so much.

That picture of him gets more and more creepy each time it’s used.

Oh my god. I am so sorry. But very relieved he is doing better.

Wut. That’s one of the most heartless things I’ve ever heard.