smittyiii
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smittyiii

I said thank you! I had just been straight bitch-slapped in public and didn’t quite know how to handle it and she stepped in and smoothed things over. Plus my kid got totally sidetracked. Being nice and distracting is super helpful. Bless the people behind you in checkout lines who chat with your kid so you can pay!

Can you imagine? I'd pee myself, for sure, if I didn't have a heart attack.

I am a huge fan of distracting crying toddlers. There was one near me at a festival, hysterical and I was like, “I know dude....it’s hard right? It’s been a long day, you’re tired....but it’s going to be ok....right? I know buddy...” And his mom is holding him and going all slack from my soothing voice and says, “Are

Yes! I’m surprised that not a word has been mentioned about his death here. I know it wasn’t a shocking death, but he was a musical touchstone for a lot of us Gen X-ers.

The NY Post is an awful rag that’s filled with racism, xenophobia, and sexism.

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This is how I imagine Cruise and Miscaviage spending most of their time together:

Gotta love the armchair editors. Let’s forget the horrible behavior and nitpick the writing shall we? A misspelled word is much more appalling than a cattle prod to the breast.

hahaha.

This is the best thing ever and I love you for posting it.

What the heck is this place?

My son is only 2 but there has been ONE time someone other than me, my husband or his daycare lady (and assorted family members) has disciplined him. We were at the grocery store, he was flipping out (NO CART! etc) and when I went to put something in the cart he smacked me across the face in a crowded aisle. I sorta

Came here to say this.

I JUST REALIZED MCCAULY WAS THERE I thought it was weird too and kept wondering who the smoking lady was.

fuck i love all of them.

He’s going to kill one of his girlfriends eventually. I’m convinced of this.

What, no Scott Weiland mention? Throw us old jezzies a bone and let us mourn a man who lived about 25 years more than expected.

Oh, I agree. I’m just saying that given the dynamics of their relationship, and the fact that she had no problem with it, means she shouldn’t be surprised that he’s not the type to stick around and be a good husband to a sick wife.

Apparently an alive Scott Kardashian (Disick) is worth more press than a dead Scott Weiland. In all seriousness though, it’s a sad story and I’m sure they will get to it at some point.

Also-

..It was a bromance - cigar-smoking, playing tennis, doing exercise together, out macho-ing each other..