I broke up with a friend who, as I was crying from being exhausted by the sexual harassment I was receiving in a muslim country on vacation, told me “you should be happy you’re getting attention, no one is even paying attention to me”. Fuck her and her fucking face.

I want to star this so many times. My first thought was, what a humiliating (and physically devastating) way to hit rock bottom. We have no idea how we would cope with the loss he has experienced in his life. And we know that there is a significant genetic factor with addiction. Hell, I have trouble quitting coffee. I…

When the person holding the space said he was holding it for a person with a wheelchair, and none appeared, and he bragged about the ruse, that gave BurnedinLondon69 the right to say something.

i’m not a doctor but i played one in preschool!

I’ll go ahead and call you a BAD PERSON for looking at this fucked up situation and thinking the appropriate response is for Khloe to call up her lawyers and pull back the paperwork they’ve already submitted in order to turn this shitshow into a contested divorce premised on a sense of grievous injustice that Lamar…

you can be legally married but no longer in an active relationship, dimwit. divorces take time. how old are you, twelve?

You are the most hilarious person I’ve seen on the internet in weeks. I’m now convinced you are 17 and just cutting class. STAY IN SCHOOL, KID.

But like for real though there have been some weird non-grey commenters popping up over the last couple of days. I’m like... who ARE these people.

How's the view from that moral horse you're on? Seems like you're sitting pretty high up there.

That’s a pretty terrible thing to say about a guy who is still in hospital with possible brain damage and kidney failure. You can’t judge someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. Lamar has been through a lot in his life and there has been addiction in his family. It’s not all about him being a bad guy. If…

I still consider Oliver the better Hudson.

And monogramming it with a pen stolen from Papa John’s.

Except if that lady was actually allergic to peanuts (and not just a horrible liar), what she wanted was to die. There’s a liability issue in that story.

One, the wedding was at a remote mountain venue, and two why didn’t the stupid mom of those picky kids go find a McD’s, if she was willing to leave the wedding over it anyway?

Screaming idiot kidults like the girl in the pizza place or the chips-and-dip girl are the worst. I had the misfortune of going on a couple of dates with one in college, and when she started flipping out at a server in a Chili’s over a minor slight (IIRC, the server corrected her when she ordered a “Bloomin’ Onion” on…

I keep expecting to hear a horror story about my step mom. The fucked up thing is she worked quite a bit in the food service industry and use to bitch about terrible customers. Anyway, last time I visited my dad he informed that she had somehow managed to get banned from nearly every restaurant in the small Ohio town…

I work in the hotel business, and I love your blog-I don’t feel all alone in rude, disgusting and nasty customers-Thanks

“Ten minutes later, the server from her table came wide eyed into the kitchen and told my manager that Lobster Lady was demanding to be paid royalties for suggesting that we put paprika on our lobster tails. She was not joking.”

Mmm. pico.

I’m getting so sick of the fucking racism towards Muslims.